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? A Simple Job – A game that slowly drives you insane... for free! ?

Welcome to your new dream job! Your task? Super simple:
Just don’t press the red button. Sounds easy, right? ? Well... it would be if it weren’t for that annoying voice constantly yapping in your ear.
Imagine Clippy from the 2000s had too much coffee, a podcast mic, and zero chill. ??Explore the many ridiculous ways this “simple” game can end — there are more endings than you’ll have reasons to distrust that button. ?

? Features:

? One (suspiciously good-looking) red button that can ruin everything
? Multiple endings, ranging from “meh” to “WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!”
? A small but mighty list of achievements — more coming if people like it!
? A narrator voice you’ll regret meeting (and it regrets you too)
? 100% free (because even we know this got out of hand)So... do you accept the job?
? Don’t press the button.
? Or... maybe do? ?
(And if you like it, we’ll make it even worse. Promise.) ?