Buy Goat Simulator GoatZ Cheaper!

That’s right - you’ve found the ONLY SURVIVAL GAME ON STEAM that is NOT in Early Access!*

You no longer have to fantasize about being a zombie goat in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, your dreams have finally come true!

Key Features

• Mandatory crafting system because everyone else is doing it
  
• Zombies that bug out. There’s a pun here about actual living bugs, but we’re not going to bother
  
• You can craft anything in the world, as long as it’s one of the half dozen weapons in the game
  
• Zombies, because this is a zombie game, remember?
  
• A pretty big new map with some stuff in it
  
• Completely realistic survival mode where you have to eat every damn five minutes to survive because Dean Hall & Garry Newman said so
  
• Tons of unlockable new goats with special powers (wow, never thought I’d ever write that sentence a couple of years ago. Also hi mom)

*not totally sure if this is even true, to be honest we didn’t bother to look it up. But it’s still pretty funny, right?