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The Preposterous Awesomeness of Everything follows an apparently primitive society, attempting to work together to build a glue and tape fueled space rocket. Follow the Majority of People, from disordered chaos (the past), through a disgusting and distorted and horrible AND hilarious kind of faux-democracy (the present (SATIRE! Amirite?!?!)), into the unknowable, irrelevant emptiness of outer space (the future). Along the journey players will encounter a host of colourful characters, including the mysterious Man with the Little Pencil, the superfluous Man in the Wren Suit and the fabulous Helen. Solve a variety of engaging puzzles where you’ll be forced into making a number of difficult moral decisions, with potential disastrous consequences!

Features:

• Traditional verb-based interface

• Politically correct verbiage (including 'befuddle', 'disrespect' and 'pray-for')
• Unique collage-based art affixed to a truly human aesthetic
• A cameo appearance from Felix Kjellberg (PewDiePie)
• ~15,000 words (3-4 hours?) of intellectually stimulating satirical shenanigans
• A joke about white blood cells
• Prohibitively experimental electronic music
• Irrelevant duck